What would be considered a sleazy way to lose your virginity?

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giving up your virginityIf that is what u want to do!!!! Then, go to a party ant someones house, you know, a bunch of drunks. Get plastered and pick out the one you want. Lure them with your eyes and maybe some tongue action, suggesting oral sex. Get them to follow u wherever you want it to happen. Laundry room is a great place. Female, kiss him and grab his manhood to see if he is getting hard for you. If so, continue with the stimulation. Take his cock out and put it in your mouth and make it harder. Then take off your panties (be sure to wear a skirt for this event), it makes it much easier to get ready. Jump up om the washer and spread your legs and pull him in between them. The rest will come naturally. Male, if she is ready, push your hard cock against her thigh so she can feel its power and rigidness. If she is willing to give in to you, you will know. She will usually show u what to do if she knows your a virgin. I hope this helps and I hope the wording is not too forward. It is difficult to answer sex realted questions without being forward. Answera sleazy way is just go clubbin, get trashed. do it in the restroom. if you're a girl, then acting slutty will depend on your morals and ethics. if you're the a chruch type with high morals, it might be tough. but to sleeze down, ya gotta go like braless, thin top, so your nips are real visible. also, short skirt and no panties, ya gotta be able show the goods on the dance floor. drink some wine coolers, and get to grindin up against whatever guy your gonna give it up to. after some grindin, pettin, and tongue kissin on the dance floor, go to the restroom, sit up on the sink if you can lock the door. if not, go in a stall and let him sit down on the toliet seat. then you jus straddle him and let him take it. you can pull up your top if you want, giving access to your nips. it's not tuff being sleazy. should put a raincoat on the guy though. enjoy The Sheer, Shocking SleazeIt doesn't take much imagination to be sleazy. Fifty years ago a common way was on the back-seat of a car. (Already in the 1920s some puritan ministers were in the habit of calling automobiles 'mobile whorehouses on wheels').

If you wanna be really sleazy you could pay for a fix of some drug with sex at a disco or nightclub ...

However, methinks the questioner really wants a detailed, pornographic answer and that's a 'no-no' under FAQfarm rules. :) However, there's no lack of porn on the web. You might even go to eBay and look under Fiction: Erotic. Anyway, have fun!

AnswerHere's one very sleazy way:

Park a very filthy van outside a Denny's. Wait until 3:00AM.

Then, wait in the secluded grove for an hour, then travel between there and the dark alley (you may encounter some thugs from which you might earn some loot). You should probably at least have studded leather armor at some point now.

Then, call your ex-wife and tell the harlot to give you back your stereo. Then, go find the aforementioned van and set it on fire. Drive it into the Denny's while it is on fire.

After you have commenced your regimen of antipsychotic medication and are no longer a ward of the state in any respect, you can use this experience to your advantage by making gothy 14-year-old girls on Myspace pity you a lot.

(Note: I do not recommend any of this. Trust me.)