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Snape: I am Snape, the potions master. Welcome to potions class.
Ron: Yay, potions!
Harry: Hello, Snape!
Hermione: What are we going to learn today, Professor?
Snape: The beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes…
Harry: Oh, not this again.
Snape: ...the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins…
Ron: Eww!
Snape: ...bewitching the mind and snaring the senses.
Hermione: Ooh!
Snape: I can teach you how to bottle fame…
Harry: Don't need it.
Snape: ...brew glory…
Ron: Ooh la la!
Snape: ...even put a stop onto death.
Hermione: No, you can't.
Snape: I can teach you the secrets of mystical fluids unknown.
Harry: Okay.
Snape: Enchanted juice, wizard liquids…
Ron: Wow!
Snape: ...the cool feminine curves of a potions flask…
Hermione: Go on.
Snape: ...the titillating scent of a fresh elixir.
Harry: Is this the whole class?
Snape: I can teach you how to pickle victory…
Ron: Pickle victory!
Snape: ...how to secrete success…
Hermione: Oh, my!
Snape: ...even score with hot babes.
Harry: Wait, what?
Snape: Class dismissed.
(Ron and Hermione leave, but Harry stays)
Harry: Wait, wait, hang on. Hot babes?
Snape: Vamos, Mr. Potter.
Harry: Teach me!
Snape: No. Skidaddle.
(Harry leaves)
Dumbledore: Hello, Severus!
Snape: Hello, headmaster.
Dumbledore: I need to borrow some wizard liquids.
Snape: I'm fresh out, sir.
Dumbledore: How about enchanted juice?
Snape: Nope.
Dumbledore: How about expired Gorilla Milk?
Snape: That has no magical properties, sir.
Dumbledore: On contrast, Snape-a-doodle, it's done a wonder on me bowels!
Snape: Okay, whatever, this way.
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