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Injection by hypodermic syringe is the absolute fastest. Another way which is faster than drinking it is by enema (which has caused a few accidental deaths by alcohol poisoning because they didn't realize what an efficient drug delivery system an enema can be).
Unfortunately once you are already drunk, the only thing that will sober you up is time. Some things like coffee may make you feel more sober temporarily, but your body is still drunk and will still perform that way.
If you think of it before you start drinking, there are a few things you can do to slow the alcohol's absorption in your stomach like being sure to have a full stomach.
I do not believe there is a "fastest" way to sober up. Once the alcohol is in the system, no matter what you do, it will stay there until it is flushed out.
A desire to get sober that exceeds your need to continue using: rock bottom, in other words, where the alternative looks better than what you're doing.
Drinking coffee. No soft drinks. Don't eat meat, eat a banana. And don't drink again.
Bread is great for sobering you up, also drinking lots of water to flush the alcohol out of your body.
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How do you stop being drunk when you are?
The best way to sober up is to make yourself puke.
If you eat after your drunk do you sober up?
No, but that is the best thing you can do for your self at that time.
Are cold showers or drinking strong hot coffee effective ways to sober up after drinking alcohol?
These help, but time is the best way to sober up. You should take advantage of a designated driver or a taxi when you recognize you are drunk.
Is a cold shawer sober up a drunk person?
No, the only thing that can sober up a drunk person is time (provided he/she has a working liver). Cold showers or coffee or anything else do not work.
How can you look sober when your drunk?
Coffe helps apparently. But I think you just need your liver really. So, stop drinking and you will sober up :-)
How do you sober up quickly?
You can't sober up quickly unless you throw up the alcohol in your stomach, but then it will remain in your blood. Once alcohol is in your blood the best you can do is wait and drink lots of water to try and eliminate it from your system. Depending on how drunk you are you will have to wait from 3 hours to 6 hours before your alcohol level is back to 0. But of course the fastest way is to NOT get drunk in the first place.
Will Coffee make an impaired driver sober.?
No, it does not, it just makes you more awake instead of falling asleep ( it is called being a wide awake drunk) No. It makes you more alert but the alcohol in your system is processed by the body at the same rate whether you drink coffee or not.
Does coffee and a cold shower sober you up?
Coffee can help you feel more alert and combat fatigue, but it does not actually sober you up. Cold showers might make you feel more awake and alert temporarily, but they do not improve sobriety. The only way to sober up is to wait for your body to process the alcohol over time.
Why when my wife is drunk she asks me if i want a three some does this mean that she wants one?
Almost certainly. Answer honestly. If your answer is "yes" and she gets mad, wait until she's sober to discuss this with her. (You can't win an argument with a drunk, and even if you do it won't count when they sober up!) Explain that a lot of guys have fantasies like that, but that you would never ever do something like that because you love her. (And you might get her a big bouquet of flowers, too!)Probably, people become un-inhibited when drunk. But the only way she will comply is when she would be drunk again. She probably will be in denial when sober.
Is everything that men do meaningless when the are drunk if they were involved with you recently?
yes. never do stuff with drunk guys because if it was actually something he would enjoy when he is sober, trust me! he WOULD be sober!! guys who don't care about a girl's feelings will get drunk and do what they want, and then live life their own way when they are sober. not fun at all. if you want a real relationship, don't leave the romance to those sloppy drunken nights when neither of you really remember anything, and you get to wake up with a lovely romantic hangover in the morning. yuck.
What is the way to sober up?
Sober up means when you stop drinking. You have to find coping exercizes to stop drinking
Who made up drunk jokes?
Drunk people. Only the sober ones remember to tell others. ;D... <-- Just kidding around. Really, there should not be an 'exact' person who made drunk jokes.
