When it comes to weight loss and alcohol, the choices you make can have a significant impact on your progress. If you're looking to enjoy a drink while also trying to shed those extra pounds, here are some tips:
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Sometimes, I don't even wait to see it."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away."
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
"I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"
Remember, laughter is a great way to brighten your day, so enjoy these moments of humor!
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none. Alcohol burns off first so everything u eat is stored as fat. If u must vodka with water.