This is the 69 Joke:
Once a girl is quite fascinated about "69". She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as the GF tells him to do.
They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to use the bathroom, she then takes a crap...directly on her BF's face.
GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for some more time,After 1 min she has to use the bathroom again, she craps on his face....this time bigger than the previous.
The BF quickly pushes her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her, "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD!"
The "German 69" joke plays on the idea of a sexual position, similar to the traditional "69," where two partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously. However, the twist is that in the German version, the joke suggests a humorous and exaggeratedly practical twist, implying that the partners would instead be focused on efficiency and organization, typical stereotypes associated with German culture. Ultimately, it highlights the contrast between romance and a more utilitarian approach to intimacy.
An inappropriate joke about weighing 69 pounds might involve body shaming or making light of someone's weight in a negative way, which can be hurtful. For example, saying something like, "At 69 pounds, you must be a featherweight champion in the sport of avoiding dinner!" can cross the line into insensitivity. It's important to be mindful of how jokes can impact others and choose humor that uplifts rather than demeans.
69 - T19, D6
11.5% of 69= 11.5% * 69= 0.115 * 69= 7.935
75% of 69= 75% * 69= 0.75 * 69= 51.75
his favourite sex position :p
Dirty joke. The Square root of 69 is ATE something. If you still don't get it, ask your teacher.
The "German 69" joke plays on the idea of a sexual position, similar to the traditional "69," where two partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously. However, the twist is that in the German version, the joke suggests a humorous and exaggeratedly practical twist, implying that the partners would instead be focused on efficiency and organization, typical stereotypes associated with German culture. Ultimately, it highlights the contrast between romance and a more utilitarian approach to intimacy.
19 The joke answer is 21 but not mathematically accurate ps if you posted as a joke, it's very old and already been done to death
An inappropriate joke about weighing 69 pounds might involve body shaming or making light of someone's weight in a negative way, which can be hurtful. For example, saying something like, "At 69 pounds, you must be a featherweight champion in the sport of avoiding dinner!" can cross the line into insensitivity. It's important to be mindful of how jokes can impact others and choose humor that uplifts rather than demeans.
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
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69 - T19, D6
to joke to joke to joke
Opposite of "not a joke" would be "a joke" ....no?
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
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