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This is a decent one- Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow Inter..... MOO!

The ever popular joke of Jeff dunham-

Knock knock?..... Who's there?...... It's me, I love You!!!

lol thatz a good one kassidy- Porsha:)

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Knock Knock

Who's There?

Me! I kill You!

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Who's there?

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That ones funny, heres another.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris Who?

Doris locked that's why im knockin!

i love them

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9y ago
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Answer:

Knocker: Knock, Knock, pound, pound, thumpity thump, *scratch!

Knockey: Who's there?

Knocker: Mom, it's me, your grown son! There's a bear out here! Open the door!

Knockey: Mom it's me your grown son there's a bear out here open the door who?

Knocker: Nice bear...not my spleen!! Mommy!!

Answer:

Knocker: Knock, Knock

Knockey: Who's there?

Knocker: You know.

Knockey: You know who?

Knocker: I know you.

Knockey: Hello, police, there's a strange man outside my door who just admitted to stalking me. How fast can you be here?

Answer:

Knocker: Knock, Knock

Knockey: I told you to stop making knocking sounds with your mouth and use the darn doorbell!

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14y ago
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We can meet

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