yes
I Know One! I Like Them!
Will You Remember Me Tomorrow?
yes
Will You Remember Me In A Week?
Yes
Will You Remember Me In A Year?
Yes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I Thought You Said That You'd Remember Me!
That ones funny, heres another.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris Who?
Doris locked that's why im knockin!
i love them
Answer:
Knocker: Knock, Knock, pound, pound, thumpity thump, *scratch!
Knockey: Who's there?
Knocker: Mom, it's me, your grown son! There's a bear out here! Open the door!
Knockey: Mom it's me your grown son there's a bear out here open the door who?
Knocker: Nice bear...not my spleen!! Mommy!!
Answer:
Knocker: Knock, Knock
Knockey: Who's there?
Knocker: You know.
Knockey: You know who?
Knocker: I know you.
Knockey: Hello, police, there's a strange man outside my door who just admitted to stalking me. How fast can you be here?
Answer:
Knocker: Knock, Knock
Knockey: I told you to stop making knocking sounds with your mouth and use the darn doorbell!
knock knockwho's thereI'm lionthan tell me who you really are then.
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
you: knock, knock, them: whos there? you: tolet them:tolet who you: flush
Knock, knock. who's there. doctor. doctor who. you just said it.
Knock knock! Who's there? Zeus Zeus who? Zeus is going to kill you!!!
ni they are so old no1 thinks they are funny anymore
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito
It's called a 'knock knock' joke.
Knock knock...
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
knock knock Who's there? Yes, it was indeed Shakespear that invented the knock knock joke, first using the format in one of his plays. Possibly, anyway.