your moms is a one legged woman with three arms and they call her one legged timmy
One eyed three legged donkey
Irene Reid
A classic blues song that fits this description is "One-Eyed, One-Legged Woman" by Louisiana Red. It tells the story of an unconventional love between a one-eyed woman and a one-legged man, set to a traditional blues sound. The lyrics are often humorous and filled with clever wordplay.
Irene Reed
Asian women are not chattel, although they appear to be to some people. If you want to help out an Asian woman or even have her as a maid then that's one thing, but to buy her. Forget it!
Just go to Asia. You will find one instantly.
Really? No one likes a lazy person. To impress a woman, Asian or not, you better show her you are a good worker.
Zhang Xin is considered one of Asia's foremost investors.
No, as far as can be determined there has never been a one-legged pope.
Woman and men all over the world are different. One can not say that hispanic women like Asian men. One can equally not say that hispanic women dislike Asian men. If a woman enjoy being in your company then that has got more to do with your personality than your colour or twist of eyes.
I love this joke. Yes! a one legged duck does swim in a circle. :-)