Although technically you can't get "drunk" off of soda, it does have lots of caffeine and sugar which may give you a sugar buzz, or dizziness, which, in turn, can give you a "drunk" feeling.
No. It is a stimulant, not a depressant.
Let him sleep it off
yes. he also got drunk off stage.
ive gotten drunk off of regular mtn dew before i bet u can with code red
No you can only drink off liquids that contain a high amount of water
Put Kaluah in it.
Sure.
yes as its an alcholic drink
Never.
if you eat a pound
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