What are the funniest yo mama jokes ever?

Answer 1

Yo mama so fat when she lay on the beach , the gray wales start singing "We are family even tho your 10X fatter then me!"

yo mama so fat they half to weight her on a truck scale & Shel breaks it.

& more by mio plus other jokes & the oldest joke ik customer: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup? waiter: Looks like the back stroke. customer:take this back to the chief Waiter: why he won't eat it either.

1. Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.
2. Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.
3. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."
4. Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.
5. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."
6. Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
7. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.
8. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.
9. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.
10. Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.
11. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.
12. Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.
13. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
14. Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydration
15. Yo mama so stupid, he told this joke.
16. Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.
17. Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!
18. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
19. Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.
20. Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!
21. Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.
22. Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.
23. Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.
24. Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.
25. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"
26. Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"
27. Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
28. Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!
29. Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
30. Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.
31. Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
32. Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"
33. Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.
34. Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.
35. Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."
36. Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!
37. Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!
38. Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
39. Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
40. Yo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job application
41. Yo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"
42. Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!
43. Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zone
44. Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyone
45. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
46. Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"

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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT...

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so fat that when she rolls off the bed, she rolls off BOTH sides.

Yo mamma's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her....

Yo mamma's so fat she had to go to seaworld to get babtized.

Yo mamma's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

yo mamma is so fat she went to the theater and she sat next to everybody.

yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said "stop that twinkie!!!"

yo mamma is so fat i had to take two busses and a train to get around her.

yo mamma is so fat she sat on a querter and a buger flew out of George washingtons nose.

yo mamma is so fat she layed on the beach and people tried to throw her back in the ocean.

yo mama's so fat she jumped on a trampoline then flew over wall-mart & hit target.

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YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY...

Yo mamma's so ugly that she would have been in E.T., but she's so fat that when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.

yo mamma is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back.

yo mamma is so ugly the boogie man has to sleep with the night light on.

yo mamma is so ugly motel 6 wont even leave the lights on for her.

yo mamma is so ugly i tried to slap her, then my hand turned green and i started slapping myself.

Yo mamma's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

yo mamma is so ugly she was peeling an onion and made it cry.

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YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB....

yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

yo mamma is so dumb she thought that a football querter back was a refund joke.

yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a sheet of paper to the tv and said im watching paper view.

yo mamma is so dumb she dialed 911 on the microwave.

yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a batery in her but and said ive got the power.

yo mamma is so dumb she saw concentrate on a milk jug and she stared at it and stared at it.

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YO MAMMA IS SO POOR...

yo mamma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and she sayed shes moving.

yo mamma is so poor she walks through the front door and falls out the back.

yo mamma is so poor i stepped on a skate board and she sayed "THATS MY COUCH!!!"

yo mamma is so poor she cant afford FREE.

Yo Mamma................

is so ugly she made a blind kid die

is so stupid she fed her kids cereal with a fork to save milk

is so hairy she was on the cover of PureBread Monthly EVERYDAY

is so ugly they retired Frankenstein

Yo Brother is so stpid i told him to get plastic surgery, its the new 2010 and he said yeah i want to get my balls removed and HE DID

yo mamma is sooo ugly when she enterd a ugly contest and they said sorry no pros aloud

is soo fat when she sat on the couch the couch starting singing ABCDEFG get ur fat u know what off of me

is soo fat and stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she yelled TWINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! and ran for it

is soo fat when she went in the ocean the whales started sing we are family

yo mamma is so fat that when she fell i did not want to start laughing cause the floor was already cracking up.

yo mamma so fat she slapped a globe and gave the whole world an earthquake

your mamma is so fat that she got stuck in the doorway and had to put butter around her and a twinkie on the other side.

yo momma so fat she got her on gravatational pull

Yo mama so gross she went to go take a bath the bath water jumped out of the tub and said, "I'm good"

yo mama so ugle yo daddy takes her to work just so dosent have to kiss her good bye

i ain't got nothing to say about yo mama heck her face says it all

Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent sideways.

Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.

Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."

Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.

Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.

Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed, bounced off her foot and hit her in the face.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mamas so stupid, she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydration

Yo mama so stupid, she told this joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!

Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she look like a school bus!

Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.

Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.

Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.

Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.

24. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"

Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light' she said, 'Hey who turned the lights on?'

Yo mama is so ugly, she wne tot an ugly contest and they said, 'soory, no profecionals allowed!'

Yo mama so stupid, she saw your red head and called the fire department then told them you were on fire. Momma so poor, she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage.\

1. Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.
2. Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.
3. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."
4. Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.
5. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."
6. Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
7. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.
8. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.
9. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.
10. Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.
11. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.
12. Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.
13. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
14. Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydration
15. Yo mama so stupid, he told this joke.
16. Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.
17. Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!
18. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
19. Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.
20. Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!
21. Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.
22. Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.
23. Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.
24. Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.
25. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"
26. Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"
27. Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
28. Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!
29. Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
30. Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.
31. Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
32. Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"
33. Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.
34. Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.
35. Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."
36. Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!
37. Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!
38. Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
39. Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
40. Yo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job application
41. Yo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"
42. Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!
43. Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zone
44. Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyone
45. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
46. Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.