What are some good jokes to own your friends?

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i was walking down the road the other dday and i wanted to know how far it was to the train station so i bumped into this guy and i said how far is it to the train station and he said 4 mile (really grumpy voice)amd i said sorry what and he said 4 miles roughly speaking ( gravely voice)

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