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The only get well soon joke is this. I hope you FELL better!! It's not the best joke on earth, but it's a joke...
A doctor comes into the hospital room and says "I've got good news and bad news"
The patient says "What's the good news?"
"They're going to name a disease after you!"
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? That depends on whether the light bulb has health insurance!
A Short History of Medicine:
"Doctor I have an ear-ache"
2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC - "That root is heathen - say this prayer."
1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition - drink this potion."
1940 AD - "That potion is quack medicine - take this pill."
1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective - take this antibiotic."
2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial - eat this root."
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What happens to animals that don't adapt?
well they get sick! and then they reload grrrmmm! jokes. Well if an animal is not well adapted they will soon die of sickness or ot be able to get to its food or water.
What are some of the best places to find free clean jokes?
Some of the best places to find clean jokes are in books. Bookland has many joke books, for adults and children available in their stores or on their website. There are also clean jokes on the internet as well.
Where can one find appropriate kids jokes?
Children's joke books contain many child friendly jokes also asking people you know for jokes for kids could give you more jokes as well. You could try making up your own jokes as well!
How do i know that a girl likes you in grade 5?
Well, she might hang around with you, and she will laugh at your jokes,well maybe the jokes.
What are some funny dog jokes?
Did you here about the dog that had babies on the sidewalk? Well she was taken to jail for littering.
How did the your mom jokes start?
well i shagged your mom and when you pissed me off i started the "your mom" jokes
When was Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends created?
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
What are some mother jokes?
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
Which companies provide Jokes SMS?
There are many companies that provide the ability of sending jokes via SMS, however they are subject to location. Some well known companies include LovelySMS, JokeAndSMS and FunSMS.
What are some of the Joke Resources for Jokes of the day?
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
What are some good violation jokes?
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
