What are some funny or rude names you know?

Answer 1

My friend and I made up a lot of ones and said others that we knew.. add your own ones or variations of ours.. Here is a list:

1. Phil McCock
2. Hugh Mangars
3. Joannah Goodtime
4. Ben Dover
5. Mike Oxlong
6. Stan Still
7. Willie Stroker
8. Richard Head
9. Hugh Jass
10. Amanda Hugankiss
11. Ray P. Me
12. Dick Wood
13. Max E. Pad
14. I. P. Daily
15. Howie Diddet
16. Chris P. Bacon
17. Pat Tingmydick
18. Sum Yung Ho
19. Fu King
20. Doug Hole
21. Duncan Seimens
22. Sum Ting Wong
23. Harry Dick
24. Rob Me
25. Joy Nathreesome
26. Joe Wannaroot
27. Buck Ake
28. Gaylord Focker
29. Jack Off
30. Ty Its
31. Shay Vinmepubes
32. Anna S. Licker
33. B.J. Yasulf
34. S.T.D.
35. Fook Mi
36. Bree S.T.
37. Guy S. R. Hot
38. Ida Flopitout
39. Chew Kok
40. Jo King
41. Mas Ivekok
42. Stu Pid
43. Tay Nacious D.
44. Lucy Vagina
45. Ben Jack N. Off
46. Alpha Kenny Body
47. Rusty Kunts
48. Mike Litoris
49. Jed I. Knight
50. Wayne King or Ker
51. Eric Shin
52. Con Stabelle
53. Lou Tennant
54. Jenna Side
55. Sue E. Side
56. Haywood Yablowme
57. Con Doms
58. Fawn Dell Myballs
59. Harry P. Ness
60. Skye Idmarks
61. Ben Yankin
62. Jenna Tala
63. Feeda Newman
64. Dick Rysa
65. Eden Cock
66. Al K. Holic
67. Annie Body
68. Barb E. Cue
69. Barry McCockinner (personal favourite)
70. Candy Dish
71. Di Booty
72. Di Rhea
73. Ba Zinga
74. Hugh G. Rection
75. Eillein Over
76. Dill Doe
77. Hung Lo
78. Rohda Milf
79. Mike Hawk
80. Jerry Attrick
81. Ella Mentry
82. Ivana Suckalot
83. Jack Ass
84. Ba Itchgetbackinthekitchen
85. Tama Gotchi
86. Beau Nar
87. I. M. Gay
88. Bell E. Flopp
89. Noah Ho
90. Mike Rotch
91. Jack Mehoff
92. Justin Case
93. Bree Tard
94. Holden Cox
95. Jena Tolls
96. Jim Shoo
97. Sue Ridge
98. Mike Okhertz
99. Kitty Litter
100. Joan O. Fark
101. Leigha Tard
102. Eileen Ulick
103. Ray Bees
104. Ima Cummin
105. Lez B. Ian
106. Manny Kanblo
107. Pat Magroin
108. M.T Mylode
109. Phillip Heruterus
110. R. Sole
111. Mo Lester
112. Phil Mike Hunt
113. Lotta Hare
114. R. U Gay
115. Jack Pot
116. Iva Biggin
117. Lotta Cock
118. Lotta Rhee
119. Rufus Leaking
120. Ima Here
121. Scott Free
122. E. B. Games
123. J. B. Hifi
124. Isaac Cox
125. Terry Aki
126. Owen I. Root you (Oh-When-I-Root-You)
127. Adam Bigcock (A-Damn-Big-Cock)
128. Gavin Somegoodhead (Giving-some-good-head)
129. Benjamin Cox (Been-Jammin'-Cocks)
130. Mary Warner (Marijuana)
131. Hugh Janus
132. Buster Mufinhalf
133. Buster Hymen
134. Mel Ester
135. Phil McCrevice
136. Mike Rutch
137. Colin Oscapee
138. Pew Bikher
139. Wane Kerlot
140. Master Baits
141. Mylie Kminge
142. Rubmy Assalot
143. Roger Miaard
144. Wayne Kerr
145. Penny Tration
146. Trip N. Dixs
147. Dixie Rect
148. Mike Litoris
149. Emmer Roids
150. Barry Macdickin

I admit some are dumb, but doesnt matter...