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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because bulidings cannot jump!
Q: Why was the salad embarrased?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite kind of music?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: On Thanksgiving, people hate seeing this before they eat, but love seeing this after they eat! What is it?
A: An empty plate!
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