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Q: What are some corny Thanksgiving jokes?
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Where can one find some corny jokes?

Corny jokes many be found at the Funny or Die website. One may also find corny jokes at A Corny Joke a Day, Iowa Source, Great Clean Jokes, The Oatmeal and Fat Wallet.


What are some short jokes?

Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!


What is the jokes in corny coordinates?

Corn circles


Who has for feet and blushes at corny jokes?

you have to listen to your hart


What jokes aren't corny?

I would have thought riddles aren't corny as the answers make you think and it stays with you.


What are the most corny jokes?

usually ones that have to do with corn ... or cheese


What does being corny mean?

it means platitudinous or u cn say borin....xample- corny jokes / buks, etc....


Where can a person go to find a list of funny Thanksgiving jokes?

One can find funny Thanksgiving jokes and stories on a number of joke websites. Some of these include: You-can-be-funny, Humor Matters, and Guy-Sports.


Where is limuel?

limuel is studying at olps and making corny jokes with his imaginary companions.♥


Who has four feet and blushes at corny jokes?

A four-legged animal, such as a dog or a cat, may have four feet and might exhibit a playful or affectionate behavior when hearing corny jokes. However, animals cannot physically blush as humans do.


What are some good flirting tips for middle schoolers?

Definitely be your self, its corny sounding but it really helps. Also, talk about things they like and throw a few jokes in. Smile and have fun!


Why does Shake It Up on Disney Channel suck so much?

The jokes are corny, the plot is pointless, the characters are unrealilistic. You're right, it sucks.