Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because bulidings cannot jump!
Q: Why was the salad embarrased?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite kind of music?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: On Thanksgiving, people hate seeing this before they eat, but love seeing this after they eat! What is it?
A: An empty plate!
Corny jokes many be found at the Funny or Die website. One may also find corny jokes at A Corny Joke a Day, Iowa Source, Great Clean Jokes, The Oatmeal and Fat Wallet.
Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!
Corn circles
you have to listen to your hart
I would have thought riddles aren't corny as the answers make you think and it stays with you.
usually ones that have to do with corn ... or cheese
it means platitudinous or u cn say borin....xample- corny jokes / buks, etc....
One can find funny Thanksgiving jokes and stories on a number of joke websites. Some of these include: You-can-be-funny, Humor Matters, and Guy-Sports.
limuel is studying at olps and making corny jokes with his imaginary companions.♥
A four-legged animal, such as a dog or a cat, may have four feet and might exhibit a playful or affectionate behavior when hearing corny jokes. However, animals cannot physically blush as humans do.
Definitely be your self, its corny sounding but it really helps. Also, talk about things they like and throw a few jokes in. Smile and have fun!
The jokes are corny, the plot is pointless, the characters are unrealilistic. You're right, it sucks.