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What is the funniest Santa joke?
What made santa cry........................................................someone pinched his sack
Where can one find funny Santa jokes that are appropriate for children?
Child appropriate Santa jokes can be found online from many different joke databases. Some of these child friendly joke databases include Email Santa and HubPages.
Is there a film called KISS Saves Santa?
No, the movie KISS Saves Santa is not real. It's just a joke invented by the Family Guy writers.
How come santas fat to much cookies or what?
That's what Santa is know as... My personal joke: If Santa didn't have a big fat belly, it wouldn't jiggle like a big bowl of jelly!
Why did santa get slapped 3 times - dirty joke?
Because he said: "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!!!""""" lol- a personal favorite!
Was Santa a joke?
yea Santas not real its just your mum and dad in the middle of the night while your sleeping putting presents under the tree
What did Mrs Claus say during the thunderstorm?
Look at that rain dear (like ----> look at that reindeer)This is a Japanese joke; she said: "サンタサンダー!", pronounced as santa sandā!, a joke on the phonetic pronunciations of English words by the Japanese.
What are the topics on the Santa Banta jokes website?
Santa Banta is an entertainment website. They offer areas such as cartoons, photos, e-cards, recipes and jokes. Some of their joke topics are children, marriage, religion jokes and bar jokes.
It can be cracked it can be made it can be told it can be played what is it?
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
Where can a farting Santa Claus be bought?
To buy a farting Santa Claus figurine, one should peruse some of the various online retailers. When it gets closer to the holiday season, one may be able to find them at joke/novelty brick and mortar stores.
Santa gets in your house through this?
Well, it started as a joke, The Elves bet Santa that he couldn't fit down the chimney-- because of his round belly. But they forgot to tell Santa "without using magic". Chimneys won't fit a human, or even a child---and it's very dangerous too. But Santa used his magic and ... well, that's how Santa started coming down chimneys. BUT-- no one but Santa should even try this! You'll get stuck and hurt and fire & rescue workers will have to take apart the whole chimney just to get you out.
Opposite of serious?
to joke to joke to joke
