he swore.
He said ... "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is. Hallelujah. Holy s***. Where's the Tylenol?"
A one year subscription to the jelly of the month club.
a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club
In the movie Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold tries to host the perfect family Christmas gathering.
In the movie Christmas Vacation, the main character Clark Griswold wears pajamas with dinosaurs on them. They may be found on some online stores, such as eBay.
there were squirrels in it and his uncle accidently set fire to it with his cigar
A one year subscription to the jelly of the month club.
a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club
In the movie Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold tries to host the perfect family Christmas gathering.
In the movie Christmas Vacation, the main character Clark Griswold wears pajamas with dinosaurs on them. They may be found on some online stores, such as eBay.
He wanted to build a backyard swimming pool.
there were squirrels in it and his uncle accidently set fire to it with his cigar
Chevy Chase played the character Clark Griswold in the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."
The song is called "Christmas Vacation" and is sung by Mavis Staples.
Clark Griswold's fictional address in the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" is 2510 Mill Road in Chicago, Illinois.
Clark Griswold's pajamas feature a red plaid pattern. This iconic print is commonly associated with Christmas-themed attire, and it is seen in the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."
Canadian moose mugs!!
The family in Christmas Vacation was the Griswolds.