How long does a letter take to reach Sacramento CA from Bakersfield CA?

Answer 1

Well if you were walking it could take from 3 weeks to a month depending on bathroom breaks but if you decide to crawl that would quadruple that time. I would prefer to use a rocket ship which wound make it on 10 mins or perhaps using homing pigeons but you may wish to be carful when using homing pigeons because they may be shot by wandering hillbillies with rifles or explode if feed alcacelccr by little children. It might take about 4 days as the crow flies tho so try training a crow to deliver your mail to that specific location perhaps tell them not to set up scarecrows in they're yard for any reason...say Halloween or if they have a corn field because the crow will come into they're house and murder them then burn they're house down.