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Follow the following steps very carefully or else the toothpick will not come out properly:

1. Get on oven mitts.

2. If you have a bad habit of farting or pooping at random times, you may also want a gas mask.

3. Bend over as to open your ass.

4. Dig around.

5. If you feel anything, and it is to hard to take them out with a oven mitt, take them off. Plastic gloves are acceptable, coat them with Vick's vaporub for ease of entry, though.

6. Pull out what you can find.

7. If you pull the toothpicks out, eat them as to destroy the evidence.

WE WISH YOU THE BEST SUCCESS!

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15y ago

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