Not really how, but why do humans mate in bed? Well, we don't really mate we have sex. It is when two humans of the opposite sex love each other so much and they have had sexual relationships and they want to have more, the man goes nude and the woman wears a thong and a really push up bra and they sit in bed. Then the male takes the females bra off and kisses her breast. After that she takes off her thong while he is kissing her breast. Then he sticks his willy up her middle hole
emus will not mate with humans they can only mate with their own kind
Some do mate for life, but some don't.
By having sex
Cats, like humans, naturally know when/how to mate.
get kinky and how kinky is up to you both
like humans do
Bed bugs live in conjunction with humans, not on humans. They are expert hitchhikers, and my use your body or clothing as a means of transportation from one place to another, but they will not live on your body, they will feed of of your blood and return to their hiding places.
No, not legally, and no offspring can be created.
no but humans can make horses mate with the same patner all there life
It is physically impossible for a human to mate with a penguin. They are two different species with no ability to produce an off spring by the fusion of their sex gametes.
Bed bugs do not live on humans, they live with humans. This being said, it is extremely unlikely that a bed bug would lay eggs on your body.
sorry mate u are a tard