OK some things are...
Two tips for your birthday
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one...just kidding
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
-- Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Stop complaining... I am older than you!!
have a wolfing Christmas to you and your family
Putting some real things is a good idea for funny birthday gifts. Another example would be to put two AA batteries in a box with a note stating, "Gift not included.â€ù
Happy wishes
A gift card for books!
Well usually people put money but you could put an iTunes card, money, gift card, or something like that
If you put a stamp on the card and an address to send it off to, it will go to that address. Otherwise, the birthday card may just get thrown out by the mail person, or perhaps the mail person will think its for them.
You should tell your mother that you love her and wish her a happy birthday.
An appropriate message to put in a business birthday card should or must use proper business etiquette and show appreciation. A signature may also be necessary.
yeaa, you should. people like it when they can remember what year that birthday was...
In the birthday invitation card you can put 'no gifts please.'
put a flying piggie for it.
You can put it in a fire and see what happens.