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Two tips for your birthday

1) Forget the past, you can't change it.

2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one...just kidding

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

-- Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Stop complaining... I am older than you!!

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