Coffee won't help, neither will dancing. The best thing that will remove alcohol from your system is time, so that it is digested.
Alcohol is a depressant - coffee (or more precisely caffeine) is a stimulant. The caffeine counteracts the effects of the alcohol (BUT - doesn't remove it from your system !)
Time is the only way to remove alcohol from your system, as the liver metabolizes and eliminates alcohol at a constant rate of about 0.015% per hour. Drinking water, coffee, or other fluids, as well as eating food, can help you feel better but will not speed up the elimination of alcohol.
You can help your kidneys to flush your system of alcohol by drinking lots of fluids that do not contain alcohol. Coffee is good.
No, alcohol does not remove THC from your system. THC is metabolized by the liver separately, and its presence in your system is not affected by alcohol consumption.
Alcohol in the body can only diminish with time... Drinking coffee or water will not help nor will sleeping.... Give yourself a few days and it should be out of your bloodstream by then
No food or drink will remove alcohol from your body, only time will do this.
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Coffee and alcohol dehydrate you about the same per volume. You would need double the amount of water to hydrate your body back to the same point it was before the consumption of coffee or alcohol.
An Irish coffee is a coffee drink with some form of alcohol in it. The term comes from the stereotype of a drunk Irish man who must have alcohol in everything he drinks.
Coffee does not help the liver process alcohol more quickly. It actually does the opposite. Coffee dehydrates you, and this will slow the liver down.