No they dont. Santa is 100%real.
an umbrella
What may go down the chimney up but not down the chimney down?
A chimney.
An umbrella
An umbrella! It can go up a chimney when it's down because it's thin but cant go down a chimney up because its too big!
Smoke
Smoke
An umbrella.
It's an umbrella :P substitute "up" for "open" and "down" for "closed."
The answer to the riddle "What goes up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?" is an umbrella. When an umbrella is closed, it can be pushed up the chimney, but when it's open, it cannot fit down the chimney. This clever play on words highlights the contrasting states of the umbrella.
An umbrella
You go down to the fireplace.Awkward!