[We fade in on the Petrie living room as Rob and Laura is watching MotorWeek, Laura changes the channel to a football game.]
Dick Van Dyke: Ooh, i love MotorWeek.
Mary Tyler Moore: But we want to watch the Superbowl.
Dick Van Dyke: Let's Watch Both!
[Dick Van Dyke uses a can of Miller Lite in his hand and whacks the TV set, the screen flips to MotorBowl.]
Narrator: Miller Lite presents MotorBowl, and there's a half back to the goalpost beneath a road test, Touchdown!
[Cut to the Miller Lite sponsor, cut back to the game.]
Narrator: Brought to you by Miller Lite, if you can combine great taste with less filling, you can combine anything, and here comes the mechanic Pat Goss throwing a football, it's all over.
[Cut to the Petrie living room, cut to the game finishing.]
Mary Tyler Moore: YES!
Narrator: Great taste, less filling, can your beer do this?
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