Can you give an example of a dumb but funny story?

Answer 1

One day a boy was in school reading a book when he came across the words "Purple Majesty". He went and asked his teacher what it was, as soon as he said those two words he got expelled. So he walked home. When he rang the doorbell his brother asked him why he came home early. He answered: "I was expelled from school by just saying two words." His brother asked, "What two words?" He answered saying, "PURPLE MAJESTY". As soon as he said that, his brother locked him out of the house. When he was walking down the street a policeman asked him, "What are you doing in the streets young man?" He answered, " I was expelled from school and locked out of my house by saying just two words." The policeman asked, "What two words?" He answered saying, "PURPLE MAJESTY". As soon as he said that, the cop took him to the judge. The judge asked him to tell what had happened. He replied, "I was expelled from school and locked out of my house and caught by this policeman by saying two words." The judge asked, "What two words?" He answered saying, "PURPLE MAJESTY". As soon as he said that he was locked up in a cell. He asked his cellmate why he was put in jail, his cellmate said, "For selling drugs." And when the cellmate asked him why he was put in jail he said, "For saying two words, PURPLE MAJESTY." As soon as he said that, the cellmate got so scared he ran out of the cell leaving the door opened. He had a chance to leave. When he was walking in the streets he saw a Buddhist. He asked the Buddhist (because he looked wise), "Where will I find the meaning of PURPLE MAJESTY?" The Buddhist answered, "Go to the grocery store across the street. When you enter turn right then go to aisle 16, from there eat an Oreo and when you do a treasure chest will appear, inside it you will find a dictionary then you will find the meaning." He thanked him and was crossing the street when a bus came by and hit him. The moral of the story: Look both ways before you cross the street.

(Also a purple majesty is a potato that is purple inside.)