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Sure, here is a joke for you: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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give me one riddle and joe I will solve it !!!

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Why are false teeth like stars?' Because they come out at night.!!!!! OOOHHHH!!!! Groan!!!!

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