What are the lyrics to the handshake Miss Muff?

Answer 1

miss muff (clap three times) miss muff (clap three times)miss muff from California sitting on a bench learning french watching the clock go tick tock tick tock Curley wirley tick tock tick tock Curley wirley a b c d e f g wipe those cobwebs off your knees the Girls in Spain hang there nickers down the drain,the boys in France do the hula hula dance,and the dance the do is enaph to tie a shoe and the shoe they tie is anuth to tell a lie and the lie they tell is enaph to ring a bell and the bell they ring is eniph to kill a king and the king the kill goes uggggg