What are the words to the song Once in a Blue Moon in Little Mary Sunshine?

Answer 1

Billy Jester and Nancy Twinkle

Billy: I don't want to hear your promise

For I'm now a doubting Thomas

Your behavior is an absolute disgrace

Nancy: Oh, Billy!

Billy: If you swore upon a Bible

Then the church would sue for liable

And I'm Not too sure they wouldn't win the case

Nancy: That's silly!

Billy: For I've seen you kissing others

And you tell me they're your brothers

Do you grow them by the bushel or the bail?

Nancy: Who, me?

Billy: Or you tell me they're your cousins

You've got cousins by the dozens

And it's mighty strange that every one of them's a male!

Nancy: Well, you see,

Billy: If I'm slower than molasses it's these rosy coloured glasses

But from now on all my faith and trust is gone Oh, no!

For I've reached a big decision what I need is better vision

You're not worth the paper that you're written on.

Nancy: Oh!

Billy: You've made your bed of rolling stone

And now the shoe won't fit.

You've had your cake and should have known

You'd have to lay in it!

Billy: Yet.

Billy: Once in a blue moon I think you love me

Nancy: I often think I'd like to love you,

Billy: Once in a blue moon I think you don't

Nancy: It's rather pleasing to be so teasing,

Billy: Once in a blue moon I think you hate me

Nancy: I only hate you 'cause I love you,

Billy: Once in a blue moon I think you won't

Nancy: I'm undecided and must be guided

Billy: Once in a blue moon you want to leave me

Nancy: I can't imagine why I'd leave you,

Billy: Once in a blue moon you're in a whirl

Nancy: You set me reeling With such a feeling,

Billy: Why this confusion?

Nancy: Why this confusion?

Billy: Here's the conclusion:

Nancy: Here's the conclusion:

Billy: You are my once in a blue moon girl.

Nancy: I am your once in a blue moon girl.

Billy: A blue moon girl!

Nancy: A blue moon girl!