What are the lyrics to the tizzle wizzle show on Saturday Night Live?

Answer 1

the jammy shuffle

the jammy shuffle

everyone put on your jammies now

comfy cozy snuggly warm

come on everybody don't have a cow

pink ones blue ones

ones with stripes

jammy party dance all night

JAMMIES!

knives knives all types of knives

everybody pick out your favorite knife

short ones long ones

ones with spikes

3 more seconds to choose your knife

3... 2... 1

pills pills all types of pills

everyone must take at least one pill

gobble them swallow them eat them down

don't spit them out because we'll know

YAYYY!

the pills take hold of your mind and flesh

youre brave but strong you don't fear death

JAMMIES!

steal yourself its time for war

your glowing stick is how you keep score

hop to the left and raise your knife

its a fight to the death now kill the lights

......

now turn on the lights one player remains

all hail the king of the tizzle wizzle game

we've had our fun but goodbye for now

we'll be back next week don't have a cow

the jammy shuffle the jammy shuffle

everyone put on your jammies now