What are the lyrics to the polygon song by Peter Weatherall?

Answer 1

na na na na na na

just a boring square

i wish i was a pentagon but

i am just a square

i wish i was a pentagon but

i am just a square

my sides equal four

but if i had one more

then id be a pentagon

and not a square

na na na na na na

just a boring square

i wish i was a hexagon but

I am just a square

if i was a hexagon

then i wouldnt care

My sides would equal six

if they were made of sticks

then id be a hexagon

and not a square

ive always been a square

and it just isnt fair

because ive wanted more

than sides that equal four

na na na na na na

just a boring square

i wish i was a heptagon but

I am just a square

if i was a heptagon

then i wouldnt care

My sides would equal seven

and i would be in heaven

if i were a heptagon

and not a square

na na na na na na

just a boring square

i wish i was a octagon but

I am just a square

if i was a octagon

then i wouldnt care

My sides would equal eight

and that would be just great

if i were an octagon

and not a square

ive always been a square

and it just isnt fair

because ive wanted more

than sides that equal four

na na na na na na

just a boring square

i wish i was a nonagon but

I am just a square

if i was a nonagon

then i wouldnt care

My sides would equal nine

and that would be just fine

if i were an nonagon

and not a square

so you vant to have more than four sides

is it possible?

anyzing is possible for Dr polygon

ooh! what are you doing?

bisecting ze diagonal by ze square root of the hypotenuse!

please no not that!

aah! you squares are so obtuse! there! all done

well now i am a decagon

and not a square

now i am a decagon

and very rare

i wont complain again

cos my sides equal ten

i am a decagon

and not a square

when i was just a square

and i thought it wasnt fair

so i had surgery

to my geometry

NOW LOOK AT ME!

na na na na na na

not a boring square

hope this helps :)