What are the lyrics to king and queens of Britain song horrible histories?

Answer 1

My name is

My name is

My name is Charles the II

I love the people and the people love me

So much that they restored The English monarchy

I'm part Scottish, French, Italian, A little bit Dane

But 100% party animal, champagne?

Spaniels I adore named after me too

Like me, they were fun

With a natty hairdo

Is today my birthday?

I can't recall

Lets have a party anyway because I love a masked ball

All hail the King of Bling

Lets sing, bells ring, ding, ding

I'm the king who brought partying

King Charles, my daddy, lost his throne and kings were banned

They chopped off his head

Then Ollie Cromwell ruled the land

Old Ollie wasn't jolly

He was glum and he was proud

Would be miserable as sin

Only sinnings not allowed

When Ollie died, the people said

"Charlie, me hearty

"Get rid of his dull laws

Come back we'd rather party"

This action's what they call the monarchy restoration

Which naturally was followed by a huge celebration

The King of Eng-

land say

No sin to sing

Or an-

ything

All say I'm the king who brought back partying

The Great London Fire was a whoppa

In my reign London City came a croppa

So this King did what was right and proppa

Fought the fire, proved I'm more than just a bopper

I'm a fire stopper

Married Catherine Braganza

She was a love so true

There would never be another

Well, maybe on or two

Lucy Walter, Neil Gwynn, Moll Davis, Barbara Villiers

You think that's bad but her name's not as silly as ... Hortense Manchini

As King, I must admit I broke the wedding rules

But who cares when I brought back the Crown Jewels?

I reinstated Christmas, make-up, sport and even plays

I was the Merry Monarch

They were good old days

When said

and done

King Charles did run

England for fun

I was the king loved by everyone

My song is done

Party, anyone?

Answer 2

my name is,

my name is,

my name is Charles the second!

I loved the people and the people loved me

So much that they restored the English monarchy!

I'm part Scottish, French, Italian a little bit Dane, but 100% party animal, champagne? Spaniels I adored, named after me too, like me they were fun with the natty hairdo.

Is today my birthday? I cant recall... lets have a party anyway because I love a masked ball!

All hail

the king

of bling

lets sing

bells ring

ding,ding.

I'm the king, who brought back parting!

King Charles my daddy lost his throne and kings were banned.

They chopped off his head and Ollie Cromwell ruled the land.

Old Ollie wasn't jolly, he was glum and he was proud.

would be as miserable as sin,

only sinning's not allowed

When Ollie died the people said "Charlie my hearty, get rid of his dull laws, come back we'd rather party!"

These actions what they call the monarchy restoration.

Which naturally was followed with a huge celebration.

The king of Eng

land say,

no sin

to sing,

o.k .or an

ything, all say, I'm the king who brought back parting

Great London fire was a whopper,

in my reign, London city came a 'croppa'

so dis king did wot was right an' 'proppa'

an' fire profed more than a 'boppa' (?)...

I'm a fire stopper!

Married Catherine Brankinsells (?)

She was a love so true

thered never be another, well

maybie one or two,

Lucy Walter,

nell gwynne,

mul Davis,

barbra villiers,

You think that's bad, but her names not as silly as:

"Null tense manseeney" (?)

As king, I must admit I broke the wedding rules

But who cares when I brought back the crown jewels?

I re-instated Christmas, makeup, sport and even plays!

I was the merry monarch, they were good old days!

When said

And done

King Charles (that's me)

did run

England

for fun

I was the king,loved by everyone,

my song is DONE

party anyone?

Answer 3

king of bling

my name is, my name is, my name is Charles II,

i love the people and the people love me

so much that they restored the English monarchy,

im part scottish,

french,

Italian

a little bit dane

but one-hundred percent party animal,

champagne?

spaniels i adored,

named after me too,

like me they were fun,

with the nutty hair-do

is today my birthday? i can't recall,

lets have a party anyway,

because i love a masked ball,

all hayle

the king

of bling

lets sing

bells ring

ting ting

im the king who brought back partying

king Charles, my daddy lost his throne, kings were banned,

they chopped off his head then olli cromwell ruled the land,

ol' olli wasn't jolly,

he was glum and he was proud,

would be miserable as sin,

only sinning's not allowed,

when olli died the people said,

"charlie me hearty, get rid of his dumb laws, come back we'd rather party",

his actions, what they called the monarchy restoration,

which naturally was followed by a huge celebration,

the king,

of eng,

no sin,

to sing,

for a-

nything,

im the king who brought back partying,

great London fire was a whopper,

in my reign London city 'came a cropper,

and this king did what was right and proper,

for the fire proved im more than a bopper,

im a fire stopper

married catherine brangaza,

she was a love sop true

there would never be another,

well, maybe one or two,

Lucy water,

nell gwyn,

moll davies,

barbra villers,

you think that's bad,

but her name's not as silly as,

hortence mancini

as king,

i must admit,

i broke the wedding rules,

but who cares, when i brought back the crown jewles,

i re-instated Christmas,

made up sports and even plays,

i was the merry monarch,

they were good ol' days,

well said,

and done,

king Charles, (that's me)

did run,

England,

for fun,

i was the king loved by everyone,

my song is done

(party anyone?)

Answer 4

I'm William the Conqueror

My enemies stood no chance

They call me the first English king

Although I come from France

1066, the Domesday book

I gave to history

So fat on death my body burst

But enough about me

To help remember all your kings

I've come up with this song

A simple rhyme and ditty

For you all to sing along!

Oh! William!

(Bit short, init? We need more kings. Who came next?)

William second, cheeks were red

Killed out hunting, so it's said

I took over, Henry one

That's my next eldest son

Then King Stephen, it's true, check it!

I, Henry two, killed Thomas Beckett

Richard Lionheart? That's right!

Always spoiling for a fight

Oh, King John! What a disaster!

Rule restrained by Magna Carta!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Time for my mate, King Henry eight

To take up this song

Henry three built the abbey

Ed one hated Scots

A red hot poker killed Ed two

That must have hurt him lots!

Edward third was a chivalry nerd

Began the hundred years war

Then Richard two was king, aged ten

Then Henry, yes one more!

King Henry four, plots galore

Not least from Henry five, why

I killed ten score at Agincourt

Then Henry six arrived!

Edward four, Edward five

Richard the third, he's bad

'Cause he fought wars with Henry seventh

First Tudor and my dad

So Henry eight, I was great

Six wives, two were beheaded

Edward the sixth came next, but he died young

And so my dreaded

Daughter Mary ruled, so scary

Then along came... me!

I'm Liz the first, I had no kids

So Tudors R.I.P.!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

That's me! Time for more men!

James six of Scotland next

Is English James the first, he led

Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the first

The one who lost his head

No monarchy until came me,

Charles two, I liked to party

King Jimmy two was scary, oooh!

Then Mary was a smarty

She ruled with Will, their shoes were filled

By sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria

And so from then, you were ruled by men

Till along came me Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

Still to come, it's Queen Victoria!

And so began the Hanover gang

George one and George two... grim!

Then George the third was quite absurd

Till I replaced old him

King George the fourth and known henceforth

As angry, fat and cross... hang on!

It's true you beat Napoleon

But were mostly a dead loss... bang on!

Old William four was a sailor... ahoy!

That's nearly the end of the storya

As onto the scene comes the best loved queen

Hail to Queen Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria!

Victoria!(x3)

(I ruled for sixty four years, you know!)

Ed seven, George five

Then Ed, George sixth

Liz two then reigned and how!

And so our famous monarch song

Is brought right up to now! Oh!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria!

Edward, George, Edward, George six

And Queen Liz two completes the mix!

That's all the English kings and queens

Since William first that there have been!

Answer 5

The Kings and Queens Song

I'm William the Conqueror

My enemies stood no chance

They call me the first English king

Although I come from France

1066, the Domesday book

I gave to history

So fat, on death my body burst

But enough about me

To help remember all your kings

I've come up with this song

A simple rhyme and ditty

For you all to sing along!

Oh! William!

(Bit short, init? We need more kings. Who came next?)

William second, cheeks were red

Killed out hunting, so it's said

I took over, Henry one

That's my next eldest son

Then King Stephen, it's true, check it!

Hi, Henry two, killed Thomas Beckett

Richard Lionheart? That's right!

Always spoiling for a fight

Oh, King John! What a disaster!

Rule restrained by Magna Carta!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Time for my mate, King Henry eight

To take up this song

Henry three built the abbey

Ed one hated Scots

A red hot Poker killed Ed two

That must have hurt him lots!

Edward third was a chivalry nerd

Began the hundred years war

Then Richard two was king, aged ten

Then Henry, yes one more!

King Henry four, plots galore

Not least from Henry five, moi

I killed ten score at Agincourt

Then Henry six arrived!

Edward four, Edward five

Richard the third, he's bad

'Cause he fought wars with Henry seventh

First Tudor and my dad

So Henry eight, I was great

Six wives, two were beheaded

Edward the sixth came next, but he died young

And so my dreaded

Daughter Mary ruled, so scary

Then along came... me!

I'm Liz the first, I had no kids

So Tudors RIP!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

That's me! Time for more men!

James six of Scotland next

Is English James the first, he led

Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the first

The one who lost his head

No monarchy until came me,

Charles two, I liked to party

King Jimmy two was scary, oooh!

Then Mary was a smarty

She ruled with Bill, their shoes were filled

By sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria

And so from then, you were ruled by men

Till along came me, Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

Still to come, it's Queen Victoria!

And so began the Hanover gang

George one and George two... grim!

Then George the third was quite absurd

Till I replaced old him

King George the fourth and known henceforth

As angry, fat and cross... hang on!

It's true you beat Napoleon

But were mostly a dead loss... bang on!

Old William four was a sailor... ahoy!

It's nearly the end of the storya

As onto the scene comes the best loved queen

Hail to Queen Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria!

Victoria!

(I ruled for sixty four years, you know! )

Ed seven, George five

Then Ed, George sixth

Those two then reigned and how!

And so our famous monarch song

Is brought right up to now! Oh!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria!

Edward, George, Edward, George six

And Queen Liz two completes the mix!

That's all the English kings and queens

Since William first that there have been!