What are the lyrics to fork knife spoon in Dear Edwina Junior?

Answer 1

chef lumilla made a dinner that she hoped would be a winner, for she yearned to win the prize of chef extrodinaire, called to her assistant mabel. "mabel time to set the table". looked around and up and down but mabel wasn't there. "AHA" she said. "where is she where is she, AH" she said " Im going to cry, without a set table im going to cry and win no awards for my gooseberry pie, lets see the contest states three parts, taste, originality, and really nice table setting oh who will help me out in this time of need?"

It is I your fairy forkmother all the way from cutlurainia! You dont know how to set a table? Why its easy, william, sonoma lend me a hand! (Fork, fork fork, fork, fork knife spoon, fork knife spoon, fork knife spoon, fork knife spoon....) Starting from the left take the little fork, it's a salad fork. Then you find the bigger fork and place it nicely to the right! of that fork, good! Then you take the plate its a lovely plate and place it down right next to them line it up! mmm that looks nice. Arent you having the time of your life, and guess what comes next well you guessed it! the knife, take the knife and go curved side in like so one more thing to do! and spoon the right and Eureka your through! now come along try it with me!

So i start from the left take the little fork, it's a salad fork. Then I find the bigger fork and place it nicely to the right, of that fork. (Good!) Then I take the plate (its a lovely plate) and I place it down right next to them (line it up! mmm that looks nice.) Arent you having the time of your life, (yay!) and guess what comes next oh i think its the knife! Take the knife and go curved side in like so one more thing to do! and spoon the right and Eureka (eureka!) your through!

Now look at this table how lovely its turned. "and if i dont win well look how much i learned!" (in just a few moments the judges arrive). We've got one place all set! "But we need 65!" oh dear hurry up.

Starting from the left take the little fork, it's a salad fork. Then you find the bigger fork and place it nicely to the right! of that fork, good! Then you take the plate its a lovely plate and place it down right next to them line it up! mmm that looks nice. Arent you having the time of your life, and guess what comes next well you guessed it! the knife, take the knife and go curved side in like so one more thing to do! and spoon the right and Eureka your through! well the table was lovely the guests had a ball, lumilla was chosen the best chef of all and as they crowned her chef extrordinare, she said "Now I know just where to put the silver ware. (fork knife fork knife fork knife fork knife fork knife fork knife spooooonnnnnn)

Answer 2

take the little fork its the salad fork then take the bigger fork place it next to that fork