What are the lyrics to chris moyles thresher farmers song?

Answer 1

Agricultural, we make our cash from crops and wool

Our farms got pigs and cows and bulls

We all drink cider as a rule

And, yes, of course we do

Got top bolt farming back at school

We now own half of Cornwall

Which we all think is pretty cool, cool, cool

Got six hundred prize Welsh sheep

Harvest corn and harvest wheat

Got big hands and got big feet

Welly boots and ruddy cheeks

Let's go

Today we're gonna plow, plow, pl, pl, pl, plow

And then we'll milk a cow, cow, c, c, c, cow

We're living on a farm, farm, f, f, f, farm

Got a combine harvester

Ooo arh, ooo arh

We sit on bales of hay, hay, h, h, h, hay

Wear wellies every day, day, d, d, d, day

The simple life is great, great, gr, gr, gr, great

Got a combine harvester

Ooo arh, ooo arh

Farmers like the mud

And then come home and wash it off

We all go out and partite hard

Then toddle home a little jarred

I'm just talking truth

I'm telling you 'bout the stuff we do

Mucking out pigs

Cutting our crops

Making home brew

From our own hops ... hops

Got six hundred prize Welsh sheep

Harvest corn and harvest wheat

Got big hands and got big feet

Welly boots and ruddy cheeks

Let's go

Today we're gonna plow, plow, pl, pl, pl, plow

And then we'll milk a cow, cow, c, c, c, cow

We're living on a farm, farm, f, f, f, farm

Got a combine harvester

Ooo arh, ooo arh

We sit on bales of hay, hay, h, h, h, hay

Wear wellies every day, day, d, d, d, day

The simple life is great, great, gr, gr, gr, great

Got a combine harvester

Ooo arh, ooo arh

Farmers like the mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud

Farmers like the mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud

Farmers like the mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud

Farmers like the mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud

Today we're gonna plow, plow, pl, pl, pl, plow

And then we'll milk a cow, cow, c, c, c, cow

We're living on a farm, farm, f, f, f, farm

Got a combine harvester

Ooo arh, ooo arh

We sit on bales of hay, hay, h, h, h, hay

Wear wells every day, day, d, d, d, day

The simple life is great, great, gr, gr, gr, great

Got a combine harvester

Ooo arh, ooo arh