What are the lyrics to In Short from Edges the Musical?

Answer 1

There seems to be two different versions, one for guys and one for girls. The guys' version you can Google pretty easily, but I had the actually listen to the song to get the lyrics for the girls' version below. Sorry for the censoring, but it's necessary. Take note that you can probably find both versions on YouTube (minus visual lyrics) and that both versions are somewhat similar.

"My love affair with you is over, it's through

We loved and then we lost

While it came at quite a cost

We both had the chance to grow

I've collected my thoughts and once before I go

There's just one thing I want you to know...

I wanna punch you in the face.

Rip out all your hair

I want to burn you alive

And if you survive,

I'll strap you to an electric chair!

Or lean out a window a little too far,

Don't look both ways and get hit by a car

Fall out of a roller coaster,

Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster!

In short

I hope you die.

Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone

You had so much love for

But since we shared so much

It makes me want to kill you more!

I hope you both are doing great,

New couples always are,

I hope this won't make you mad,

I did something bad,

I played a tiny joke that involved her car.

I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire,

Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire,

Then I left a little note which said

'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, b****!'

In short

I hope you f***ing die!

Okay, so maybe I've gone too far,

Maybe I'm saying this out of spite

Maybe I think these things to cope

With sleeping alone each night.

But obviously I'm still thinking of you,

And wishing that we could just start over new...

What if we both give it one more try?

...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a pr*ck who deserves to die!

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die!

Die, die, die, die!

Die, die, die die die die die!

Get dysentery(*)!

Die, die, die die die die die!

Gangrene(*)!

Die, die, die die die die die!

Lupus(*)!

Die, die, die die die die die!

[spoken]

Fall while you're getting out of the shower

And there are your tweezers on the floor,

Because you were always plucking your eyebrows

And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me!

And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes,

Which aren't hazel, they're brown!

[sung]

Get beaten and slugged,

Molested and mugged,

Wake up to find yourself date-r*ped and drugged,

I hate you, I'm leaving,

Goodbye!

In short

I'm over you!

So die!

DIE!"

(*)So long as the words closely match the rhythm, the diseases and such can be changed. Examples include "Swine Flu" and "Mad cow" and such.

Have fun with this song, whichever version you use!

(Edges, "In Short"(c) Pasek and Paul)