What are the lyrics for the song called one hen two ducks?

Answer 1

It is otherwise known as the Tibetan Memory Trick, popularized by Flo and Eddie of the Turtles and Frank Zappa, among others, and By Danny Kaye, and more specifically, by Jerry Lewis, as the Announcer's test. This was a test for all would be announcers to test meomory and diction. The song version is by the Blue Chips, and is simply called 'One Hen'. It's very catchy and hard to sing properly.

Answer 2

One hen

Two ducks

Three squawking geese

Four limerick oysters

Five corpulent porpoises

Six pairs of red Avalon tweezers

Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array

Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt

Nine hypothetic, apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity and profane proclivity toward procrastination and sloth

Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul, stall, crawl coming around the corner of the quid of the quo of the quay of the quivery at the very same time

Eleven Corinthian columns careening cautiously, closely contiguous to the covered catacombs of a catholic convent

Twelve turbulent tom-t*ts, twittering tumultuously in the top of a tall tamarack tree

Thirteen thirsty thespians thriftily thumbing through thirty-thousand theological theses

Fourteen seething seas ceased to see, then thus sufficeth thus

Fifteen heath police who dispelled, dispatched, and dispersed the riotous mob

Sixteen lovely ladies licking luscious licorice lollipops

Seventeen thousand red army ants marching single file through the crack in the stained glass window of Mama Pook's antique shop.

Eighteen pink and purple pet penguins perched on a post in a pond in Paramount Park, Pennsylvania about to push pink and purple perambulators to Prospect Park, Pennsylvania

Nineteen sheet-slitters' daughters slit sheets while the sheet-slitters shut slits in slitters' sheets

Twenty egotistical egotists eagerly awaiting their egotistical ecstasies

Twenty one tumbling tumble weeds tumbling timberly through the timber

Twenty two nimble nymphs nibbling numbly on gnats, knuckles, and narcotics

Twenty three tossing and turning totally tumbling turtles tripping on a roll

Twenty four bubbling, babbling, boiling, blubbery brownies basting in a baking oven

Twenty five neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously cybernetic marketing division shipped via relativistic space flight through the draconian sector seven