What are the lyrics for the Old Lady parody of Tik Tok by Kesha?

Answer 1

The lyrics to Tic Tok by Kesha is.........................

Wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy.

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, i wanna hit this city.

Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of jack.

Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.

I'm talking bout pedicure on my toes (toes)

Trying on all out clothes (clothes)

Boys blowing up our phones (phones)

Drop that and play my favorite CD.

Going out to the party's.

Trying to get a little bit TIPsy

*2 Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up tonight.

Imma fight, till we see the sunlight.

TIC TOK, on the clock, but the party don't stop and oh,

oh, oh, ah, oh

oh, oh, ah, oh

Aint got a cure in the world but got plenty of beer.

Aint got no money in my pocket, but im aready here

and now the dudes are lineing up, cause they hear we got swagger.

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like McJagger.

I'm talking about everybody getting DRUNK (drunk)

Boy's trying to touch my junk (junk)

Going to smack em if they get to drunk (drunk)

Not now, we'll go till they kick us out (OUT)

And the police shut us down (down)

Police shut us down (down)

po-po shut us D

O

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*2 Dont stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up tonight.

Immma fight, till we see the sunlight.

TIC TOK, on the clock, but the party don't stop and oh.

Oh, oh, ah, oh

Oh, oh, ah, oh

*2 You filled me up.

You break me down.

My heart it pounds yeah you got me.

With my hands up, you got me now.

You got that sound yeah you got me.

Dont stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up tonight.

Imma fight till we see the sunlight.

TIC TOK, on the clock, but the party don't stop and no.

Oh, oh, ah, oh.

Oh, oh, ah, oh

(hahahahahahahaha)

Answer 2

I wake up in the morning feelin like Buster Keaton

Can't take my prescriptions yet because I haven't eaten

before I leave I dip my denchers in some polygrip

then I rub some Bengay on my tender hip

We're talkin corn on my toes toes

Puttin on some support hose

Drivin down the highway slow slow

Ch-ch-ch chillin in Boca Raton

Gettin our bingo on

Here's a picture of my grandson (grandson)

Please stop

Turn it down

Does it have to be so loud?

You're blowin up my hearing aid

It's not covered by medicaid

My bedtime

Is 6'o clock

My front door has 7 locks

Because I'm oh-old a old (oh- old a old)

In the summer we wear coats

Then we watch 'Murder, She Wrote'

Everyday we go to mass

Hey you kids, get off my grass

I'm out lets have some soup

then rehearse for chior group

Oh oh oh , oh oh oh