What are the lyrics for sweaty sketty girls?

Answer 1

Sweaty Sketty Girls

Acer- Yo Kaos, I swear man. All I ever seem to see round here is sketty girls! Sweaty Sketty Girls! You get me? I'm not having it.

Kaos- I no man, everywhere I look.... Something needs to be done. So what we gunno do?

Acer- Dunno man

Kaos- You know what, F**k it, just tell em straight init.

Acer- Yeah init. I'm with you, I'm with you, lets do it, lets tell em straight man.

Kaos- Yo, all you skets out there, keep your ears open, this one's gunno relate you.

Acer- Haha.

Kaos- Yo remember that girl called Heather

Acer- Didn't link her cuz she had alot of Chedder

Kaos- What do ya mean?

Acer- When i say Chedder, I don't mean cash, I mean like cheese, Heather didn't have a bath.

Kaos- That's b******t, you was like yeah i'd f**k it

Acer- Yeah before I found out she had a bucket

Kaos- She's a propper sket man, she was going all flirty I was like go and have a wash your dirty

Acer- Remember that other girl, I think her names Kirsty.

Kaos- Yeah 18 but looked about 30

Acer- Never had a job, she's never payed tax, I looked to the side to see bare ear wax.

Kaos- She swings both ways she even like the catty.

Acer- Yeah Bear man said she took it up the batty....

Kaos- She was in it for the money

Acer- She was in it for the dosh

Kaos- She went a full week and she didn't have a wash. What happened with Jenna did you get things started?

Acer- I took her to my yard and the dirty b***h farted.... I said rarted, boombaclarted, looked to the back and see s**t departed. "Hey boomting, d'ya wanna come to my gaff?"

Kaos- Err no, go and have a bath! In fact have a shower I'm really not fussy

Acer- Leave him alone man, he don't want your pussy!

Kaos- Who was that other girl nick names Darko?

Acer- She lift up her arm and left me Sparko! Got knocked down, got bowled right over, got knocked out from her bad body oder.

Kaos- What about Youda, she drove a Skoda....

Acer- Knocking on my door everyday like Jahovah

Kaos- Yo Acer she weren't no witness

Acer- She only had a bath once a year like Christmas

Kaos- What about Sarah? I thought she was a model?

Acer- Na, she was to fat man, she walked with a wobble

Kaos- Yeah and her body smelt like bithumen

Acer- The only thing she's gunno model is Michelin. So there you've been told. Sketty Sweaty B*****s. It's a basterd. Ain't life just a Sweaty Sketty B***h? Ah dear. Haha