What are the lyrics for Miss Mary Had a Steamboat?

Answer 1

miss molly had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell miss molly went to heaven the steamboat went to hell-o operator connect me # nine if you disconnect me I'll chop off your behind the `frigerator there was a piece of glass miss molly sat upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park miss molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark is like a movie a movies like a show a show is like a TV. set and that is all i know i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with the 18$ 18$ 18$ bra bra bra! my ma is like Godzilla my pa is like king Kong my sister is annoying who made me sing this song song song!hello operator connect me # 10 if u disconnect me ill sing this song agian

Answer 2

I've learned it has being called Miss Susie had a Steamboat but here's what I remember.

• ** Miss Susie had a steamboat.
  • The steamboat had a bell.
  • The steamboat went to heaven
  • And Miss Susie went to...
  • Hell-o Operator,
  • Please give me number nine.
  • And if you disconnect me,
  • I'll chop off your...
  • Behind the 'frigerator
  • There laid a piece of glass.
  • Miss Susie sat upon it
  • And it went straight up her
  • As-k me no more questions,
  • Tell me no more lies.
  • The boys are in the bathroom
  • Zipping up their...
  • Flies are in the garden.
  • Bees are in the park.
  • The boys and girls are kissing
  • In the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
  • Dark, dark, dark, dark,
  • Darker than a movie
  • Darker than a show
  • Darker than a TV set
  • And that is all I know
  • I know my ma
  • I know I know my pa
  • I know I know my sister
  • Who wears a 14-hour bra!
• There are many different version to this song. Maybe we can discuss in the discussion page?

Here's another version I found:

Miss Mary had a steamboat,

Her steamboat had a ball, ding ding!

When Mary went to Heaven, her steamboat went to:

Hello operator,

Please give me number nine,

And if you disconnect me,

I'll kick you in

Behind the yellow curtains,

There was a piece of glass,

Miss Marry sat upon it and broke her little

Ask me no more questions,

Tell me no more lies,

The boys are in the bathroom,

Zipping up their

Flies are in the city,

Bees are in the park,

Miss Marry and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K!

Dark is like a movie,

A movie's like a show,

A show is like a video and that is all I know!

I know, I know my ma,

I know, I know my pa,

I know, I know my sister with the 80-meter bra!

This is the version I learned (almost the same as the previous one):

Miss Mary had a steamboat,

Her steamboat had a bell, ding, ding,

When Mary went to heaven,

her steamboat went to...

Hello operator,

Please give me number 9,

And if you disconnect me,

I'll kick you in the...

Behind the yellow curtain,

There was a piece of glass,

When Mary sat upon it,

She hurt her little...

Ask me no more questions,

Please tell me no more lies

The boys are in the bathroom,

Zipping up their...

Flies are in the city,

Bees are in the park,

Miss Mary and her boyfriend,

Are kissing in the D-A-R-K...

Is like a movie,

A movie's like a show,

A show is like a TV show,

And that is all I know I know...

I know I know my ma,

I know I know my pa,

I know I know my sister,

With the 80 metre bra,

I saw her in the ocean,

I saw her in the sea,

I saw her in the shower,

Oops, pardon me!

This is the one I learned:

Miss Mary had a steamboat,

Her steamboat had a bell, ding, ding,

Miss Mary went to heaven,

her steamboat went to...

Hello operator,

Give me number 9,

If you disconnect me,

I'll kick you in...

Behind the yellow curtains,

There was a piece of glass,

Miss Mary sat upon it,

And broke her little...

Ask me no more questions,

Tell me no more lies,

The boys are in the washroom,

Doing up their...

Flies are in the city,

Bees are in the park,

Miss Mary and her boyfriend,

Are kissing in the D-A-R-K spells dark...

Darker then the movies,

Darker then the sea,

Darker then the underwear my mommy puts on me...

I know you know my ma,

I know you know my pa,

I know you know my sister,

With the 80 meter bra…

My mom is Godzilla,

My dad is King Kong,

My brother is the stupid one who made up this here song,

Hey!