What are the full lyrics to Nigel's Song on Rio?

Answer 1

Lights

Camera

Action

I was striking, suave,

Ambitious

Feet to beak

So birdie-licious

Now I'm vile

I am villain

And vicious

Oh... and malicious

I had it all: the TV shows, women too

I was tall; over one foot two

Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes

That's why I am so evil

Why I do what I do

(He was a superstar)

So young and vital

(He's nasty)

A South American Idol

(He's a suspicious bird)

Who said that about me?

(A very vicious bird)

I'll have you rotisseried!

I'm a feathery freak with a beak

A bird murderer

You think you're badder than me?

I never heard of ya

I'm evil, I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils

I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls

*It was him*

(He's a nasty bird)

I'm invincible

(He's ghastly)

I'm unminceable

I'm unwashable

Unrinsable

Like an abandoned school, I have no principal*

All of you Brazilian birds

All eighty million birds

I'll tell you what I'm going to do

I'm going to make you

(aah aah ahh ahhh)

Shut up now

Shut up!

It's just me

I will make you

Ugly too

*homophone for the word "principle"