What are the Lyrics for Provo Utah Girls?

Answer 1

I know a place, Where we got way different celebrities, It's good at the Y, We pride ourselves on our diversity, Tons of RMs, Marriage- Ready men in every venue, (menaces to society), If your looking for a soul mate, Just take a quick peek at the menu, (Thank you ward directory), You would travel the world, But nothing comes close to the good old Provo, You could party with us, Hope you like Settlers of Catan, WOO-OOO!, Provo, Utah girls, we're so desirable, Big hair leggings and layered shirt on top, Rock Modest so hot, just like the pioneers, WOO-OO, For Girls at the Y, The most common major's an MRS. degree, Bachelor of young wife science, If you plan the first date, She'll plan the rest of your eternity, You could leave the bubble, But who would just let go, of endless choices her at Provo, If you scare all the guys away, New ones get off their missions every day, Woo-ooo,

Provo, Utah Girls we're inescapable, Eight-teen Clueless and Baby-hungry, On the constant Prowl, Down at the Creamery, Short Smart Young and Righteous, Come'on fellas you know you can't fight this, Sweet spirits hanging out, These are the girls I'm talking 'bout, Provo, Utah girls we're Terrifying, Commitment problems don't frighten us, We'd marry a tree as long as it served a mission, WOO-OO-OO, Provo, Utah, ... PROVO UTAH GIRLS!!!