The lyrics for once a lady told me?

Answer 1

somebody once told me the world was macaroni so i took a bite out of a tree it tasted kind of funny so i spit it at a monkey and the monkey started cursing at me.

Answer 2

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni

I took a bite out of a tree, it tasted kinda funky so I spit it at a monkey

and the monkey started cussing at me

2 billion years later the monkey was darth vader, he threw his lightsaber at me

missed me by a mile, hit my friend kyle where a lightsaber shouldn't be

Answer 3

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree.

It tasted kinda funny so I spat it at a bunny and the bunny started swearing at me.

1 thousand years later the bunny was darf Vader and he threw it's lite saver at me.

It missed me by a metre and hit Justin beaver and now I need to find something to do.