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A joke and a pencil goes straight through a dumb mind. A joke is not understood by a dumb creature, and a pencil can easily pass through an empty brain.

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A joke and a pencil are alike in that they only work when they have a point.

[Based on the similar question "Why is a bad joke like a dull pencil?" Both are pointless.]

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