What is the full Sydney Lipton monologue in Neil Simons God's Favorite its starts with Stay i stay you i render you powerless and motionless?

Answer 1

(Points a long arm and finger) Stay! I stay you! I render you powerless and motionless! (Joe picks up the phone and dials) All right, I can't do it, but put down the phone, please I'll tell you everything. (Joe looks at him; puts down the receiver) I'll tell you what I know, take it or leave it... God and Satan were sitting around having one of those boring philosophical debates--this was a week ago Tuesday. And Satan was sitting there in this pink suit--gorgeous tan, little mole on his cheek... And Satan says there is not one man on the face of the earth, in the entire universe--regardless of race, religion, Polish, whatever--who would not renounce God once the Devil put enough heat on. Can you believe it? Two grown deities talking like this? To which God said--this is a quote, they got it on tape--one man would never renounce. And that man is.. (Makes a bugle sound) Ta tum ta tum ta tum ta tum ta taaa... JOE BENJAMIN! Thrills right? ...So they make a bet--I'm only telling you what I heard--and the bet is, the Devil will make your life so miserable, you'll renounce God! So-o-o, that's it. Hell of a story isn't it?

You're lucky, I'm actually doing this monologue in my theater class right now.