What are lyrics to freecreditreport restaurant commercial?

Answer 1

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in restaurant,

It's all because some hacker stole my identity,

And now I'm in here every evening,

serving chowder and ice tea,

Should have gone to,

Free credit report .com, (yee ha),

I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb,

They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts,

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts,