What are all of the innuendos in Shrek?

Answer 1

All of the innuendos in Shrek that I have seen throughout my years of watching the movie are the following....

1. When the magic mirror is telling Lord Farqaud the eligible bachelors. When he gets to Snow White, he says "The next bachelor is a cape wearin girl from a land of fancy, although she lives with 7 other men, she not easy! So kiss her dead frozen lips and see what a live wire she really is!"

2. When Shrek and Donkey get to the front of Dulac, shrek says, "maybe he's compensating for something" aka, maybe he has this big kingdom to make up for his tiny ****... get the gist?

3. After entering Dulac, Donkey pulls a lever and little puppets atart singing a welcome song that goes like this, "welcome to duloc such a perfect town here we have some rules, let us lay them down, don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine, duloc is a perfect place keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your........face!! duloc is, duloc is, duloc is a perfect place!!" when they are on the part while saying wipe your... they turn around and bend down and then turn their faces to say face. You think they are going to say ass.

4. After you leave the scene where Shrek and Donkey are looking at the stars, it goes to Lord Farquad. He keeps asking the mirror to show him the princess and then you will see something move in the sheets and then see Farquad look under them. Basically, he gets a boner while looking at the princess.

5. The last one I can remember is when Monsieur Hood is singing the Robin Hood Merrymen song- when he sings this part, " I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid. What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid!" They were going to say laid.

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