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Sales Person: 'Good morning Madam! How are you today?' Eskimo: 'Fine thankyou, yourself?' Sales Person: 'im okay thanks. It's so cold here in Eskimo country, luckily I'm wearing my new heat-conserving undergarments' Eskimo: 'Really? We've never heard of those here' Salesperson: 'That's because they're new- made from a hi-tech fabric used by NASA! They use it to keep astronaughts warm in space.' Eskimo: 'They sound great, where can I get some?' Salesperson: 'Hmmm... They are very exclusive but I'll see what I can do for you.' (*makes quick phone call*) Salesperson: 'I have just spoken to my boss who has confirmed that I can do you a great buy one get one free. When one set is in the wash, you can wear the other so you'll never go cold again.' Eskimo: 'Great, I'll take some' No-one ever said a salesperson had to be honest.
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