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I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter.
Knock Knock!
Whose there?
You where born on a pile of pa.
You where born on a pile of pa who.
You where born on a pile of poo.
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay!
Knock Knock!
Whose tere?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables.
Knock Knock.
Whose There.
Hi Men.
Hi men Who?
Hi men the mood for love
(Not for sexual activity.)
How was the rollercoaster today.
It has its ups and downs.
Why didn't the car start?
Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh.
How do you communicate with a fish.
Drop him a line.
What are you called when in a bathroom stall.
Europian (Your a peeing)
[Kid] Something stung me in this brose.
[Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose.
[Kid] There was in this one.
Get it a bee in a rose.
Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, Tik Tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.
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What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
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Are there Any jokes for little kids?
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Do Germans find Hitler jokes offensive?
I imagine it would depend on the individual, the environment, and the joke, just as Americans with Nixon jokes, Italians with Mussolini jokes, Britons with Cromwell jokes, Ugandans with Idi Amin jokes, and so on.
Why did the vikings wear horned helmets?
They didn't. Well, at least not in battle. A horned helmet might LOOK good, but the horns would make it real easy to knock the helmet off. And if you had it strapped on tight, a good strike would either knock the horn off, or break your neck. Horned headgear might have been used in rituals for some sort of symbolic value though.
What did jesters do in their free time?
They could practice jokes and other necessary things
