I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter.
You where born on a pile of pa.
You where born on a pile of pa who.
You where born on a pile of poo.
Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay!
Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables.
Hi men Who?
Hi men the mood for love
(Not for sexual activity.)
How was the rollercoaster today.
It has its ups and downs.
Why didn't the car start?
Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh.
How do you communicate with a fish.
Drop him a line.
What are you called when in a bathroom stall.
Europian (Your a peeing)
[Kid] Something stung me in this brose.
[Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose.
[Kid] There was in this one.
Get it a bee in a rose.
Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, Tik Tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.
who is there
Isabel necessary on a bike.
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter.... MOO!!!!
I imagine it would depend on the individual, the environment, and the joke, just as Americans with Nixon jokes, Italians with Mussolini jokes, Britons with Cromwell jokes, Ugandans with Idi Amin jokes, and so on.
They didn't. Well, at least not in battle. A horned helmet might LOOK good, but the horns would make it real easy to knock the helmet off. And if you had it strapped on tight, a good strike would either knock the horn off, or break your neck. Horned headgear might have been used in rituals for some sort of symbolic value though.
They could practice jokes and other necessary things
knock knock whos their MEE
Knock Knock. Who's there? Anniversary. Anniversary who? You forgot?!
knock knockl ? who's there. Oats Oats Who OATS
Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.
Knock, Knock ! Who's there ? Felix ! Felix who ? If 'e licks my lolly - I'll bash him !
Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orangeu glad I didn't say bannana!
Knock knock- who's there- radio- radio who- radio not here I come!
Here is an example of a bee knock knock joke, knock knock ...who's there?...honey bee...honey bee who? ....honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
Finding knock knock jokes of good quality on the web can be simplified with a couple of good sites. Those are Activity Village and Trendy Head, which is more adult oriented.
Good jokes for kids are like knock knock jokes or jokes that you find suitable for your kids. If you find that your kid is getting inappropriate jokes then look to their friends on that one. Also look to the father because the could be telling them none suitable jokes.
On the internet here are a quite a few places where you can find knock knock jokes . Some of these joke sites include Activity Village, and Funology,