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I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter.
Knock Knock!
Whose there?
You where born on a pile of pa.
You where born on a pile of pa who.
You where born on a pile of poo.
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay!
Knock Knock!
Whose tere?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables.
Knock Knock.
Whose There.
Hi Men.
Hi men Who?
Hi men the mood for love
(Not for sexual activity.)
How was the rollercoaster today.
It has its ups and downs.
Why didn't the car start?
Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh.
How do you communicate with a fish.
Drop him a line.
What are you called when in a bathroom stall.
Europian (Your a peeing)
[Kid] Something stung me in this brose.
[Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose.
[Kid] There was in this one.
Get it a bee in a rose.
Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, Tik Tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.
I think you mean "knock knock jokes" You wote know knock jokes. Anyway, I have posted some good knock knock jokes below. Knock knock?
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
...
Nobody who!!!!
... Knock knock?
Who's there?
Oops! Sorry! Wrong door!
who is there
Isabel
Isabel what
Isabel necessary on a bike.
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What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
Are there Any jokes for little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter.... MOO!!!!
Do Germans find Hitler jokes offensive?
I imagine it would depend on the individual, the environment, and the joke, just as Americans with Nixon jokes, Italians with Mussolini jokes, Britons with Cromwell jokes, Ugandans with Idi Amin jokes, and so on.
Why did the vikings wear horned helmets?
They didn't. Well, at least not in battle. A horned helmet might LOOK good, but the horns would make it real easy to knock the helmet off. And if you had it strapped on tight, a good strike would either knock the horn off, or break your neck. Horned headgear might have been used in rituals for some sort of symbolic value though.
What did jesters do in their free time?
They could practice jokes and other necessary things
What are some good Caribbean carnival jokes?
knock knock whos their MEE
What are some good 'knock knock jokes that involve oats?
knock knockl ? who's there. Oats Oats Who OATS
Do you have any good jokes?
yeah knock knock whos there pencil- pencil-vania
What Are Some Valentine's Day Jokes?
knock knock who's there I I who I love you *kiss*
What are some jokes to tell your grandpa?
Knock Knock. Whos there? not your grandma. shes dead.
What are good jokes for children?
Knock knock jokes are great jokes for children of all ages. Here are some favorites: Knock knock - Who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - I'm glad you're so excited! Knock knock - Who's there? - Boo - Boo who? - Well, you don't have to cry about it. Knock knock - Who's there? - Ash - Ash who? - Bless you. Knock knock - Who's there? - Who - Who who? - Is there an owl in there? Knock knock - Who's there? - Tank - Tank who? - You're welcome. Knock knock - Who's there? - Lettuce - Lettuce who? - Lettuce in and you'll find out. Knock knock - Who's there? - Nobel - Nobel who? - Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Know any knock knock beehive jokes?
One of Knock knock beehive jokes is that which talks about Cockadoodle..and the chicken.
What are some government knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock - Who's there? - The IRS. We are taking your house.' Another is 'Knock Knock - Who's there? - Stalin. - Stalin who? - Stalin for time!'
What are some good anti jokes?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Oh don't cry I know that it's a lame/bad joke but you don't have to cry! :( :D
Who can list the most jokes?
Anyone who has memorized to book of 2,000 knock-knock jokes and regular jokes someone who can list 4000000000000000 websites of jokes
What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
Why do small children like knock knock jokes?
Knock knock jokes are the most innocent, and it's probably all they know since not many young children know dirty or racist jokes.
