Why do women love to perform felatio?

Answer 1

"By performing felatio the female obtains a sense of satisfaction in manipulating the male to prideful egoism in sensing an admiration from the female for his penis. By boosting his self esteem, and therefore elating his mood, the female is able to facilitate a sense of manipulation to maintain power, and enable a sense of dependency through the male that is unable to be satisfied by any other means...."

but most of all, we do it so the guy gets really big and hard!