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Q: Why are all of my farts silent?
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Why are dogs farts silent?

sometimes silent, sometimes aloud


What are some names for silent farts?

silent, deadly, lethal, invisible men, impressive, sexy


What are the different types of farts?

Eggy Fart the kind that smells like rottin eggs Juicy Fart the kind of fart that hurts when it comes out of your butthole and smells, and feels juicy Loud Fart the kind of fart that comes out loudly Silent farts quiet farts that are silent but deadly cause of the smell Fart A regular fart Poopie farts farts that come out when you are pooping and farting at the same time Humungous farts very loud and huge farts that are VERYYYYY!!!!!!! smelly Vibrate farts farts that make a vibrate sound when you are sitting on a chair that is hard Smelly farts farts that smell sooooooooo bad and knock you out and last but not least........................bad farts


Do cat farts make a noise?

Cat farts typically do not make a noise. They are usually silent but may emit an odor.


What are the different kinds farts?

silent but deadly and the kind where theres a series of loud continuous farts but they don't smell as bad and there are juicey farts that smell yummy


Why do silent farts smell so bad?

The noise is caused by the anus muscles. When they are tightly contracted, wind forcing through the anus will make the historical flatulent sound. And same vice versa. When the muscles are loose, wind forces easily through the anus making no sound at all.


Are farts tasty?

first of all farts don't taste good


Can anyone hear a mouse fart?

No you cannot here a mouse fart they are tiny rodents there farts are SBD (Silent but deadly


How many types of farts are there?

about one cole sucks kevins wand all night, Kevin/cole have no pubic


What do farts look like?

farts are a dealy toxin that could paralyze a human from their stench. they come out of your bum. so if you are prone to doing silent but deadlys (sbd's) make sure you stick a cork up your bum.


Do all farts stink?

no


Do all farts trigger atomic war?

Yes all farts trigger atomic fallout. please do not stink!