Where are the endocrine glands found?

Answer 1

The Endocrine glands are located just inside the anus, below the prostate and among the rectal jubes. You cannot locate the Endocrine glands by merely inserting a curious finger into your apprehensively waiting anus, but must use a slightly curved probe of finite proportions with a rubber grip handle. The Endocrine glands' purpose is to regulate the flow of rectal mucus from one jube chamber to another, allowing the bowels time to process incoming food matter and produce a caustic acid which dissolves the mucus particles before they can combine with the food matter to form a solid lump which results in Kidney Stones and Hepatitis C.

To maintain healthy Endocrine glands, it is important to drink plenty of Milk and always wipe firmly after defecting. Do not in any circumstances, insert anything of Christmas festivity into your anus or you will most likely experience heavy rectal bleeding and painful oozing sores. If rectal bleeding or painful sores occur, you have most likely done as I have said not to and inserted one or more Christmas decorations or ornaments into your anus. Please stop it.