No not really, if your talking about sex, then heck no, unless you ejaculate inside of it, then yea you can do that. But why the heck would you do that anyways? :(
you would look sightly freakish
probably not be as stiff
Your outer ear would sag or hang making it harder to hear.
Nothing bad will happen if to much instant ear dry is put into the ear. It may irritate the ear a little.
All the girls would chase me about.
If you drink ear stuff you'd probably have to go see a doctor and maybe an x-ray!
War of Jenkins' Ear happened in 1739.
Holding a megaphone to your ear would amplify the sound that reaches your ear. This can potentially damage your hearing due to the increased intensity of the sound waves. It's important to be cautious with loud noises to prevent hearing loss.
kissing the neck and sucking on the ear, giving him a hand job..., pretty much anything will make them.
im not a 100% sure but either a bad ear infection or partial deafness
Unless you have an open cut inside your ear or an infection, the only thing that will happen is your ear will smell good.