What is the name of the toilet that washes your butt?

Answer 1

You are probably referring to a bidet, which is not a toilet, but a fixture of similar shape that typically sits next to the toilet.

Answer 2

Oh honey, that's a bidet. It's like a fancy butt washer that makes you feel cleaner than a whistle. So next time you're feeling a little dirty, just hop on a bidet and let it work its magic.